Dear Santa....

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I gave plastic_dolls a kidney (1000 points). In November on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In June I set toxi_0's puppy on fire (-66 points). In March I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Monday I turned rhino_mittens in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Overall, I've been nice (896 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven! Sincerely, pandaemonaeum

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Who told Santa my oven was broken then? :D