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An open letter
Mar. 4th, 2009 01:54 pmDear everyone,
I have recently realised something.
Everywhere in the world there are pubs with separate function suites. This is nothing new. I have been noticing this for years.
In many places, that separate function suite is kitted out as a nightclub. These are subject to separate licensing laws than a public bar. This is also nothing new.
So please, can someone tell me why it's so fucking hard to get across to people round here that a suite attached to a pub is NOT a pub. In fact, the licensing board classification is ALWAYS a nightclub. You are paying to get into a NIGHTCLUB you hopeless dolt. They are required to have separate entrances, separate bars and separate toilets from public bars; the fire brigade inspect them for capacity on a separate basis.
It's hardly our fault that your tiny mind cracks at the notion that a venue can be both a bar AND a nightclub. Other people in other cities around the world understand this.
Also? If you want to try out a new night in town, try showing up WELL before last orders. If you're trying to avoid a door charge, then you can fuck off you tight twat.
Signed,
Pandaemonaeum
Who has had enough of provincial idiots.
I have recently realised something.
Everywhere in the world there are pubs with separate function suites. This is nothing new. I have been noticing this for years.
In many places, that separate function suite is kitted out as a nightclub. These are subject to separate licensing laws than a public bar. This is also nothing new.
So please, can someone tell me why it's so fucking hard to get across to people round here that a suite attached to a pub is NOT a pub. In fact, the licensing board classification is ALWAYS a nightclub. You are paying to get into a NIGHTCLUB you hopeless dolt. They are required to have separate entrances, separate bars and separate toilets from public bars; the fire brigade inspect them for capacity on a separate basis.
It's hardly our fault that your tiny mind cracks at the notion that a venue can be both a bar AND a nightclub. Other people in other cities around the world understand this.
Also? If you want to try out a new night in town, try showing up WELL before last orders. If you're trying to avoid a door charge, then you can fuck off you tight twat.
Signed,
Pandaemonaeum
Who has had enough of provincial idiots.
