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pandaemonaeum ([personal profile] pandaemonaeum) wrote2004-07-04 01:01 pm

Is it murder if you kill townies?

Yesterday was [livejournal.com profile] setvenaris birthday at Charnel House.

I decided to go for an EGA look so I wore a high-necked white Victorian style blouse, a black cotton fishtail type skirt, and a black corset, accessorised with my Demonia Witch shoes, my bargain corset bag, and a large black cross necklace. I put on my [livejournal.com profile] littlepinkfaery hairpiece to complete the look. Ghost told me I looked like a nanny, and it probably wasn't a great idea in a roomful of Englishmen, which made me laugh. It turned out to be bizarrely prophetic, I got pestered more by townies in that get-up than in my usual more revealing garb!

I made loads of pasties, including some lovely ones with Quorn sausages, which everyone scoffed. The night went fine, a bit quiet due to the weather. I got really wound up by several people who kept coming up and treating me like the jukebox . This one woman kept coming up saying "But when are you gonna play Rammstein?" when David had played Rammstein already, but of course it wasn't 'Du Hast' or 'Freuer Frie' (or howeveryouspellthat) and everyone whined. So I wound up having to play that, something godawful by Projekt Pitchfork Damien brought, which had an intentional crackle all the way through and had me wincing, and Killing Miranda's 'Spit', which I'm not keen on. I was really wound up with having to play the 'heavy shite' set, so I went out to calm down and ranted at Donna for about 10 minutes about how unhappy I was with this state of affairs, where everyone gets a false idea of what I play due to my second set being made up of the shittest parts of the request list, and hardly anyone ever turning up at the start of the night to hear set #1, which last night was all Gene Loves Jezebel, Skeletal Family, Ghost Dance, etc. I always get stuck playing the stuff people bring along. Donna thinks I go too far to keep customers happy, that we should start saying no. I'm gonna start telling people I have no copy of Du Hast, they will have to ask David, I think, and telling Damien to ask Ghost to play Project Pitchfork as he liked the piece of crap I got stuck with and I didn't. That or refuse to play a second set :o

And at the end of the night...I went out with my hands full of plastic containers from the buffet and found two townies ROARING up the stairs and trying to look up [livejournal.com profile] toxi_0's skirt. One of them said to me, "Did you have a good night?" and I replied with "Yes, but I think you are spoiling that girl's by yelling at her like that." to which he replied "I never done nowt me" *cue eyerolling*. The mate suddenly realises I am standing there. I said to him "Do you think you could stop that and get out of my way?" and he GRABBED MY ARSE. I gave him 'the look', the one which usually sends grown men running screaming in terror. Mr 'I never down nowt me' backed into the wall and I said to the idiot "Take your hands off me or you'll lose them". He raised both hands and backed away, making mocking noises until he saw I had several large blokes behind me. Frankly, he should have been more scared of me. I went outside, furious, and told Ghost, who asked me if I would like him to do anything. I said no, as I just thought it would cause a fight and it would be nowhere near as satisfying as slapping him myself. Ghost went back anyway and went to have a word. The guy told him someone else had had a word and he was looking for me to apologise. He didn't look very hard as he was scant feet away from me as Ghost said this. I told Ghost I wouldn't accept his apology anyway as he was a pig. One of the blokes behind me, Brianetta, then apologised to me on behalf of his entire gender, which made me laugh as he would never behave like that.

So, all in all an eventful night, and I have been lazy today as I didn't get up till after 12! I am officially a lazy cow ;)

[identity profile] pandaemonaeum.livejournal.com 2004-07-05 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, well, Rammstein is David's territory but off his own back he played Engel, ignoring DuHast and Freuer whatitstits on the request list, which I went a bit spare about. :o

I'm just sick of getting stuck with all the shit, and people showing me no consideration, is all.